FUNNY INTERVIEW - AKO AT AKO

Posted on January 27th, 2009 in Uncategorized by pam-evans66

Ako 1: Do you think your beautiful? why?

Ako 2: Specifically, no. Generally, yes. because I’m not trying hard to insist that I’m beautiful. My soul is beautiful. I’m beautiful because I’m not beautiful. Get it? I don’t do some bitchy things that other girls enjoy from. Sa pag-intindi pa lang ng sagot ko, mapapansin mo na maganda ako. haha. that’s it.

Ako 1: Are you sexy? Why?

Ako 2: I’m sexy because I don’t waste my time showing off dirty flirty talents. I don’t use my stupidity as of being a girl. I can be bad but I have a sexy personality. I can be wild at some time peru kagalang-galang na dalagang Pilipina parin ako. That’s the way I’m sexy.

Ako 1: Are you a bitch?

Ako 2: I’m a superbitch! Anyway, telling you to be something doesn’t always mean that you are one. haha. Get it?. For other girls, it’s humiliating for them to hear that they are bitches. But for me, it’s so cool.

Ako 1: Plastic ka ba?

Ako 2: Hindi at oo. Oo dahil minsan u need to cope up sa ugali sa society ngayon na punong-puno ng kalaswaan, katangahan, kasakiman (wow), kabaliwan at kaplastikan. Minsan kelangan mo magpakafake para magmukhang totoo ka sa harapan ng mga plastik. Hindi dahil hindi tama ang pagiging plastik at pagiging imural ang labas nun. Masarap magpakatotoo. Mas comfortable ako sa pagiging totoo.

Ako 1: What kind of people do you like?

Ako 2: I love people when they hate me. And I also love people who loves me. I like the kind that goes bad and harsh but just gettin’ real with the world today.

Ako 1: Are you green-minded?

Ako 2: Not really. haha. sometimes siguro kapag feel kong maging green. Ganito yan, Sometimes, you should have a green mind to make your life colorful like nature. haha.

Ako 1: Mabait ka ba?

Ako 2: Hindi. De bale ng masama ako basta totoo akong klase. Sasabihin ko talaga sa harapan mo na panget ka kahit na maganda mukha mo. Nasa ugali yan. Ganyan ako kabrutal para magbago ka. Mula sa idea kong nakakalat na sa text, it’s better to do bad things for a good reason than to do good things for a bad reason. O di ba. Ganyan ang totoong mabait. Hindi purkit magalang, mapagbigay, palakaibigan, masunurin, mapagmahal o anumang virtues at maamo pagmumukha mo eh mabait ka na. haha. Stupid.

Ako 1: Are you smart?

Ako 2: I don’t know. I always think out of mind kasi. hehe. Mindless/ idiot thinking. I think in a brainless manner. Ewan. Basis na lang ung the way I answer questions here. hehe.

Ako 1: Astig ka ba?

Ako 2:  Oo. Astig ako dahil hindi ako tuad ng iba na pinipilit maging astig. Unique at kakaiba ako kasi hindi ko pinipilit maging iba sa iba at hindi ko rin pinipilit makiuso kung ayaw ko naman talaga ang gusto ng lahat. Kahit na wala kong magaganda at nakakatawang banat at punchlines, astig parin ako! Hindi ako mabait kaya astig ako! Kahit na panget ako, astig parin ako! yeah!

Ako 1: Do you find yourself funny?

Ako 2: Yes. Hindi ako nakakatawa kapag nagpapatawa ako.  I think I’m funny pag nagdadrama ako na parang tanga lalo na kapag kung anu-ano na ung nasasabi ko at kapag nakaharap ako sa iyo sa salamin. At chaka narin kapag wala kong magawa para pagtripan ko sarili ko. Isa pa kapag ginagawa ko ung mannerism ko. Basta.

Ako 1: Anong balak mo this Valentine month?

Ako 2: Kakain ako ng chocolate (sana wala nang magbigay ng goya. hm). I have no stupid love life and I’m happy. I have no time for puppy love. Marami pang pangyayari ngayon para mag concern tulad ng global economic crisis! At may malawakang aftershock pa ang pagkapanalo ni Obama. Eto ngang sarili nating bansa eh pahirap na ng pahirap, palove life lovelife pa kau jan. shet. Sa kin, I didn’t wish for somebody to wish for me. lol

Ako 1: Nanalo ka ba sa NSPC?

Ako 2: Hindi e. But it’s ok.

Ako 1: Anong feeling nung natalo ka?

Ako 2: ah. nothing really. Sanay na akong maging loser. I was and I am again so parang wala lang. Anyway, ang pagiging winner sa isang competition eh panandaliang saya lang un. Mafefeel mo lang ung spark ng parang 1 min at chaka mawawala na rin afterwards. I’m not looking up to be a winner. At chaka, hindi ko naman kailangan pilitin ang sarili kong umiyak o magdrama kung ndi naman talaga ako naiiyak di ba. May mga nagtanung na niyan sakin nung first time kong maging loser kaya it’s not a big deal and I’m so confident now to answer your question.

Ako 1: Do you have an inspiration?

Ako 2: Of course, i do. God, Jesus, you and myself.

Ako 1: Love someone? Who?

Ako 2: Yes. Ikaw at ako.

Ako 1: How do you feel right now?

Ako 2: I feel beautiful. I feel sexy.

Ako 1: What is your motto?

Ako 2: Simply don’t expect. Not all good ideas are good and not all stupid ideas are stupid. Don’t always need to lift our head higher than our heart. Live free.

Ako 1: Message to me?

Ako 2: Ako + Ikaw = Butipul

haha.

ha.

abangan ang susunod na mga kabaliwan.

FRIENDSHIP

Posted on January 27th, 2009 in Uncategorized by pam-evans66

Most of us take friendship for granted because it is something that goes naturally in this dying society and we don’t even bother to look for the real ones. We even treat friendship nothing when we have no hardships but when we’re at worst, we say that friendship is a big deal. And that’s not the right way to define friendship.

Friendship came from the root Friend. A friend is somebody who will reach inward and open outward for you, who will tell you a story of who you are, who will take care of your fragile beauty of you own humanness, who will not tell how wonderful things will be someday that will encourage you to be strong to be sure that your future will be good and who is not eager to find a secret. he will not wipe your tears but will let you continue to cry out the pain. she will not sit beside you in long moments of solitude but will pray for you to feel good than best. He will not dance with you but will teach you how to dance. she is the one who have the courage to say in front of you that you are a full of shit because that’s who you really are. But that’s not the way of humiliation, it’s about to change you to be a better person. She will bring you to places where you are afraid of for you to be a strong person. She’s the one who will spiral down into the ache within the ache. So, the best kind of friend is the one you can sit with on a porch and swing, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had. And that, the first and last words from her would be ‘nice talk’.

The next word is the ship which is the tight place not to be alone beyond the hurricanes or storms or thunders at the sea. It is the link having the caharacteristics of a true friend. The ship will have an amazing voyage to the right destination. In the midst of friendship, we don’t have to change friend if we understand that friends change.

Self - Confessions

Posted on January 11th, 2009 in Uncategorized by pam-evans66

bakit ko ba kelangan makiuso kung ndi ko nman gustu ang gustu ng lahat?

bakit ko ba kelangang maging iba ng ganito kung meron namang ibang paraan?

bakit ko ba kelangan maging iba sa iba?

bakit ba kelangan kong magpakatanga sa mga tanga?

bakit ko ba kelangan mag boy-hunting eh ndi naman ako maganda?

bakit ba kelangan ko pang maging bobo sa harapan ng mga matalino?

bakit ba kelangan pang magdrama kung wala namang dapat pagdramahan?

bakit ba kelangang magkarun ng rebonded-hair kung mukha ka namang paa?

bakit ba mag happy-go-lucky kung hindi naman ako happy sa pagiging ganyan?

bakit ba kelangan mag go-with-the-flow kung guilty ka naman sa huli? - para sa iba jan

bakit ba kelangan magpapansin kung hindi naman talaga kapansin-pansin?

bakit ko ba kelangan magpuyat para sa mga wlang kwentang bagay na dapat pag-isipan?

bakit ba kelangan maging bitch para magustuhan ng ibang tao?

bakit ba ako kain ng kain ng kain kung gustu ko nang pumayat?

bakit ba kelangang magpakaastig kung ndi naman talaga bagay?

bakit ba kelangang bumanat ng punchlines sa ingles para magpaimpress? -ung mga iba jan

bakit ba kelangang pumorma kung para sa iba eh basahan ka lang?

bakit ba kelangang bumili ng mga branded kung brand name lang naman habul mu eh dami nmang imitaxuns? haha. cheap.

bakit ba kelangan pumasok sa mahal na lugar para lang sa ikatataas mo kung wala ka naman talagang pera? - patama sa iba

bakit ko ba pinost tu?

haha.
parang tanga.
wala lang.
just some realizations about myself and other trying hard people.
ahahaay.